How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Anti Joke

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