What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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