A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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obamas trench

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Anti Joke

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