why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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