What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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It’s dead.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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