A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Penis.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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