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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Anti Joke

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