Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

What does 1+1 equal? 2

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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