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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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