Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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agp

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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9/11

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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