Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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