knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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