Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

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