Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Mitch

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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