- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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