roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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69

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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LIE

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matt shut up

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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