- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

pizzano is a tool.

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