What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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yeah..

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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hi

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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a man died

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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