Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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who drinks pee? katness

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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