What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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agp

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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