your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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