Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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banana

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Poop

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Anti Joke

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