What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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