Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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