Barack Obama.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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