- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

Penis.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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