Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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^that joke's not funny

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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