If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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obamas trench

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Test

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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