What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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A woman's opinion

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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The Bible

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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A man walks into a pole.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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