Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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