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Fags are gay.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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