What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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