What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Dont look at me.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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