You copy and paster!

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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