What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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