Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Anti Joke

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