Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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