Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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