- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

You.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

You're on fire.

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Sarah Palin

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

a. why? b. because I wanted

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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