what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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