What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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