Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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equality for women

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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