Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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anti-joke teehee

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Libraries.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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