Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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