God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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clamidia

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Miami Heat.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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