guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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your going to die

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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