A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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your mom

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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11111

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girls basketball

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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