why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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You're on fire.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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