Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Asian NASCAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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