Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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