I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Women's rights.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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