What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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The economy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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