Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Womens rights

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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