Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Politics.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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