"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A hayride would be fun.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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