In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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2+2= 478

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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pussy enough said

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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my names jim haha

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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