What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

my names jim haha

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

You're on fire.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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