*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Diana and victoria

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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