What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Womens rights

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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