Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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girls basketball

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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pussy enough said

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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