What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Netball.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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