What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Wumbo

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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