Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

That's as gay as AIDS.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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