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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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