What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A horse walked into a barn...

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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pussy enough said

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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