My mom touched my wiener : \

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Animal

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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