- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Your mother is so fat.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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