Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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