Your eye color is very unique.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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The economy.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Miami Heat.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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