what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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i like pie

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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minorities

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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