What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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womens sports...

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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