A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Netball.

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Womens Basketball.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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