What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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