Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Womens rights

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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