A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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