So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Gay rights

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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anti-joke teehee

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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who farted i did :]

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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