A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Yo Mamma

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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