What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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YOLO

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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