A hayride would be fun.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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