Women's Rights

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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i like pie

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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