how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Hi my name is Bob

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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hi im paul!

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Netball.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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