Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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