- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Your mother is so fat.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

A black guy gets arrested...

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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