i have cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Yo Mamma

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

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