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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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