What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A hayride would be fun.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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