Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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