- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Arrow to the Knee

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

My wife has terminal cancer.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Hey, you have small hands.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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