Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Knock knock, come in.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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thumbs up!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Penis.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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