What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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