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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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