What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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