how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Yo Mamma

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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minorities

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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