knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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