- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

The joke below me is retarded

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Knock Knock! Come in.

i like pie

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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