A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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YOLO

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Popsicles

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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