- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Womens Basketball.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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