Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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whats black. an african american person

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Knock knock

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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