- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

The economy.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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