there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

I like boys!!!!! CC

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Itookasipasoda

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

The AIDS patient was gay

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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