- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

My mom touched my wiener : \

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Womens rights

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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