What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

my names jim haha

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

what is white and red all over? a ginger

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Asian NASCAR.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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