Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Animal

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Women's Rights

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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