- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

Why? Because racecar.

My mom touched my wiener : \

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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