Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Hi Adam,

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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