Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Whats 9 + 10 19

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Your mother is so fat.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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