Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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pussy enough said

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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The Colts this year.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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