extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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