Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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girls basketball

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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