knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Libraries.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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clamidia

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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