- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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