What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Poop.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Politics.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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