What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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