Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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pussy enough said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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A black man without problems.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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