what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Yah? Well your a ********

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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