Libraries.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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