I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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A man walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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