i have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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girls basketball

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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