why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Knock knock

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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