A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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