Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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