A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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The AIDS patient was gay

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what happens when you wake up inception

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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