What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

America Votes

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

womens rights

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Yah? Well your a ********

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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