- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you wake up inception

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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