What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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