Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Kony 2012

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Good to see you today!

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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