If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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