- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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