Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Runescape.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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The NBA lockout

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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