Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Runescape.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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lebron

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Sarah Palin

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