if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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