Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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