Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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