what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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