What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Knock knock

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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what the hell happened to your face

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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