What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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You.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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here kitty kitty

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Yee

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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